
Bad decisions.
Good dogs.
That cushion never stood a chance. Send a photo of your dog and tell us what happened. We’ll review it for our online Museum of Tiny Crimes.
Submit a tiny crime ↗THE GOOD BOI CLUB / FREE TO JOIN IN
Tell us about the cushion incident. Or just send a photo of the dog currently taking up your side of the sofa.

That cushion never stood a chance. Send a photo of your dog and tell us what happened. We’ll review it for our online Museum of Tiny Crimes.
Submit a tiny crime ↗
We’d love to collect 1,000 dog portraits before our first coffee drop. Send us yours, along with their unofficial job title.
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Join the portrait ↗The posters above were made with AI. Reader photos will appear in the collection below after review. Taking part is free, and coffee signup is optional. We’re keeping this online for now; there are no prizes, café events or promised spots on our packaging.
LET’S MEET YOUR GOOD BOI
Dog photos only, please. Keep people, addresses, phone numbers and anything private out of the frame. Entries are reviewed before appearing publicly.
Your email stays private and is used only to manage your entry. Joining the coffee list is a separate choice.
Photo permission & privacy ↗THE COLLECTION / REVIEWED SUBMISSIONS
Once we’ve reviewed the first entries, you’ll see them here.
Send the first photo ↗A CONVERSATION STARTER
Remembers your coffee order. Gets excited when you get home. Carries all the grocery bags in one trip.
What earns someone Good Boi status? Tell us on Instagram or X. Keep it kind, and ask before sharing someone else’s photo.

HERE FOR THE COFFEE TOO?
We’re working on coffee for you and dog treats for your co-pilot. The Good Boi Duo is in development, not for sale yet.
Meet the duo